I think I've had enough,
Mom and Dad won't call my bluff,
They said I must stay in,
Or they'll put me in the bin,
It all started when I killed my dog,
He was barkin` like a frog,
So I kicked in his jaw,
Now he won't need to bark no more,
Chorus; I am gonna be certified,
They're gonna lock me inside,
I know they wont understand,
I had to take it in my own hands,
Knew I had to teach my girl,
I didn't like her hair in curls,
I knew that she did not care,
So I set fire to her hair,
Didn't like my only friend,
He drove me round the bend,
He said that I needed help ,
So I smashed a bottle on his scalp,
Chorus;
Now I hear the sirens wail,
Got no one to call my bail,
Push me down and tie me up,
Put me in the big white truck,
Everyone is laughing at me,
They better just wait and see,
I am gonna have a ball,
I am gonna kill them all,
Chorus;
Lyrics & Music : Dale Beauchamp.