Well thassa fuckin rumun,
i only just put them down,
I don't know where I've put 'em,
They just don't seem to be around.
Now thassa fuckin rumun,
What was i supposed to get,
I can't believe I've forgotten,
She'll go nut's i bet.
Chorus;
All that lovely alcohol,
Has blitzed my memory cells,
Too many pints of lager,
Has certainly taken its toll
Well thassa fuckin rumun,
Where's my bloody pint,
I'm sure i stood it on the bar,
But I've searched with all my might.
Back from a session at the hound and hare,
Well fuck me that's a rumun,
I've only gone an left her there,
I knew there was something I'd forgotten.
Chorus;
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Chorus
Lyrics: Simon Sadler Music : Andy Thorpe ©Hotwired